Thursday, May 27, 2010

1. Movies Related to College Life :

Exam == Kalyug,
Classes == Kabhi Kabhi
Viva == Encounter
Examination Hall == Chamber of Secret
Examiner == Mrityudata
Course == GodZilla
Paper Correction == Andha Kanoon
Exam Time == Qayamat se Qayamat Tak
Question Paper == Paheli
Answer Paper == Kora Kagaz
Marks == Ashambhav
Paper Out == Plan
Cheating == Aksar
Last Exam == Independence Day
Result == Sadma
Pass == Ajooba / Chamatkar
Fail == Devdas
Vacations == Masti
Supplementary == Aakhri Rasta

Sunday, May 16, 2010

Takrar:Battle of Ejhhar


Jang jitane k liye maidan-E-jang me jana padata hai,
hawa me talwar chalane se koi Jang nahi jitata hai !
are yaar,pyar ko pane k liye pyar ka Ejhar karana padata hai
kyun ki,kewal chahat se ladkiyon ka DIL nahi jita jata hai !!


Har majanu ghuma karate hai DIL me chhupa ke wafa ko
Aur Dos ladkiyon ko lagate hai ki wo hai Bewafa !
yaaro,ladkiyon ko to kewal hai JAAL fekana Yadi
wo Hansi to manjanu samjhe pati nahi to kahate hai ki Bewafa nikali !!






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InFoRmAtIoN TeChNoLoGy : Shayari based on pc & networking

# Galati ho gaya mujhse jo CLICK ho gaya MOUSE,
chhoro Duniya ki parwah ban ja meri spouse !

Saturday, May 15, 2010

Udasi

WO SAJ K GAYE MUJHE SAJAYA GAYA
WO UTH K GAYE MUJHE UTHAYA GAYA!
FARK SIRF ITNA HAI YARO,
UNHE APNAYA GAYA AUR MUJHE DAFNAYA GAYA !!




Tumhara ishq tumhari wafa hi kaafi hai
tamaam umra yehi aasra hi kaafi hai ...

Jahan kahin bhi milo, mil ke muskura dena
khushi ke wastey yeh silsila hi kafi hai ..

Mujhe bahaar ke mausam se nahi kuch lena
tumhare pyar ki rangeen fiza hi kaafi hai ..

yeh log kaun si manzil ki baat karte hain?
musaafiron ke liye tu raasta hi kaafi hai




Technology based:

# jab ghar se nikalati hai, pahan ke Evening Grown
Too many request se ho jata hai server down !!

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Mein lafzo se izhar nahi karta iska matlab nahi ki mein us se pyar nahi karta.chahta hoon mein use aaj bhi par uske soch mein waqt bekar nahi karta.





Tamasa ban jaye kahi mohabbat meri isliye apne dard ka izhar nahi karta.jo kuch mila hai usi mein khush hoon mein,uske liye khuda se takrar nahi karta.par kuch to baat hein uski fitrat mein zalim ,varna use chahne ki khata bar bar nahi karta.


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InFoRmAtIoN TeChNoLoGy :: BASED ON COMPUTER


# Aisa bhi nahi ki, i don't like her face...

par mere dil k es sytem me nahi hai, enough Disk space


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